When you need some honesty on the Internet, you can turn to Chrissy Teigen. Sure, she's rich, and gorgeous, and has an amazing husband and two beautiful children. It's hard not to resent someone so perfect just a little bit.
Seriously, Chrissy and John are relationship goals. And don't even get us started on her daughter Luna and son Miles. And Chrissy doesn't only brag about the good parts of her life.
She always stays honest about the weird stuff the body does, and I really appreciate that. Like how having a baby is full of surprises they don't tell you about:
140 characters that paint a very vivid picture.
She's honest about what kind of underwear you end up in after birth, too:
She tells the truth about what happens to your head:
And is cool with sharing what's going on with her boobs:
I really appreciate Teigen's openness. Especially because she admits to still doing a lot of work to keep everything together.
Like in this Instagram post where she's obviously doing a face mask and...I'm sorry, what is going on down there?
Teigen captured the image:
"Face mask / heat pad / vagina steam no I don’t know if any of this works but it can’t hurt right? *vagina dissolves*"
Vagina steam? I spend most of the summer trying to keep it cool. Celebrities are actually not like us.
Fans aren't sure what to think about this:
In fact, she got some push back, which she didn't appreciate:
A vagina steam isn't too healthy, or at least it's debatable. It's a sensitive eco-system down there.
But maybe celebrities have a quality of steam we just can't access? Chrissy Teigen, be honest: is that Poland Spring?