The Dumbest Ways These People Got Injured Will Make You Cringe

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PUBLISHED May 3 2017, 12:28 p.m. ET

UPDATED Nov. 18 2019, 2:16 p.m. ET

Falling

When I was 13-years-old, I fell off a cliff. Everyone looking on thought I died. This may come as a shock, but I didn't. I didn't get hurt, either. I was completely fine. Some people may view that as a miracle. I choose to view that as proof that I am indestructible. 

It's pretty cool knowing that nothing can ever, ever hurt me. Sure, it can get lonely sometimes, but I still think the pros outweigh the cons. See Unbreakable to get a sense of what I am talking about.

For the rest of you out there with your bodies made of paper, I hope you never have injuries as bad, or as stupid, as these. 

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What a buffoon.

Maybe you should have amputated that arm?

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Horses are vicious.

The Civil War continues to hurt people.

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But at least you had sex?

That's, like, the opposite of what they are supposed to do.

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I think you should have let the moth land on you.

Do guys not know how coaches work?

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That is some hat.

You can talk to us if you need to.

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Better yet, don't get hurt in the first place.

Always wear shoes, kids.

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It is the most dangerous game.

You need a lighter phone.

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I think we know how this ends.

This is why you should never wear pants.

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To be fair, this seems like a terrible place for a nap.

I don't know what else I expected.

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Stick to regular football. It is safer.

Out of the frying pan?

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But at least your pants are okay, right?

Smooth.

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He should have been a javelin thrower.

Were you climbing in the nude?

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