Twitter's 19 Funniest Excuses To Get You Out Of Jury Duty
Twitter users give their best excuses to be excused from jury duty and you might actually want to use some of these next time.
I served on a jury shortly after graduating college. It was fine, because I didn't have a job at that point and didn't have anything better to do.
However, if you were to ask me today to serve on a jury I would do whatever I could to get out of it. I have too many other things on my plate to worry about small stuff, like the pursuit of justice. I could simply say that I don't think I can be impartial and that normally gets you off pretty quickly. But that seems boring so I think I'll use one of these more creative responses.