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The Best (and Worst) Tinder Pick-up Lines Inspired By Your Match's Name

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Aug. 21 2018, Updated 5:27 p.m. ET

You matched with your "soul mate" on Tinder — and now the pressure is on to make a good first impression. One that will stand out from the hundreds sitting unread in her inbox. So, in an attempt to avoid an awkward "hi" (if you don't have time to write an entire sonnet with a hidden secret message), a solid pick-up line is your best bet. 

However, that pick-up line wouldn't be complete if it didn't include your match's name. Just ask these Tinder Lotharios whose love of puns has them transforming the most popular monikers into sweet message of love. Swipe right on an Emma? We got you covered. What about a Liv? The possibilities are endless. 

Here is a roundup of the best opening lines that are guaranteed to work... most of the time. And some you should never repeat. 

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1. Amazon really is taking over the world.

tinder pick up lines alexa
Source: Reddit

We blame Jeff Bezos. 

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2. (Not so) smooth criminal.

tinder pick up lines annie
Source: Reddit

Just keep your fingers crossed that your match is a Michael Jackson fan – or has at least heard the Alien Ant Farm cover. 

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3. Emma right?

tinder pick up lines emma
Source: Reddit

There's a reason Emma has been the top baby name in the U.S. for the last four years in a row. 

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4. We see what you did there.

tinder pick up lines taylor
Source: Reddit

As Taylor Swift would say, I knew you were trouble when you walked in... with that weak pick-up line. 

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5. Unique names are the best names.

tinder pick up lines aleia
Source: Reddit

You know it's love when he's messaging you on one percent battery.

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6. Originality is key.

tinder pick up lines sj
Source: Reddit

Blind side her with your one-of-a-kind humor – not an overplayed movie reference. 

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7. Liv-e it up.

tinder pick up lines liv
Source: Reddit

We're livid we didn't think of this first. 

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8. Taryn... up my heart.

tinder pick up lines taryn
Source: Reddit

Never be afraid to admit online dating defeat. 

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9. We're Ollin.

tinder pick up lines ollin
Source: Reddit

This definitely deserves a response. C'mon Ollin. 

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10. Dog people are overrated.

tinder pick up lines kat
Source: Reddit

Unfortunately, just like her feline counterpart, Kat is not very social. 

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11. Don't be afraid to start over.

tinder pick up lines olivia
Source: Reddit

See Liv for a better example. 

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12. This is why days should not be names.

tinder pick up lines tuesday
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No, just no. This will get you blocked ASAP. 

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13. Knock knock.

tinder pick up lines arjen
Source: Reddit

Arjen't you glad they didn't say banana. 

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14. Read the room.

tinder pick up lines sam
Source: Reddit

If she doesn't know Smashmouth's "All Star".... she's too young for you, bro. 

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15. Wait for it.

tinder pick up line faith
Source: Reddit

We feel bad for all the Faiths on Tinder that have to put an anti-pun disclaimer in their bio. 

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16. New and Noor don't rhyme.

tinder pick up lines noor
Source: Reddit

Noor means "light" in Arabic. Do something with that instead.

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17. All you need is Louvre.

tinder pick up lines mona
Source: Reddit

Comparing your match to a famous piece of art is not the worst thing in the world. 

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18. Keep it current.

tinder pick up lines meg
Source: Reddit

Like Meg said, at least she knows you're not sending the same pick-up line to all your matches. 

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19. Poor MJ.

tinder pick up lines maryjane
Source: Reddit

To be blunt, we're spliff on this pick-up line. 

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20. Seriously, leave all the Alexas alone.

tinder pick up lines alexa
Source: Reddit

Just stop. 

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