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This Guy's Twitter Story About His Crazy Ex Is The Most Insane Thing You'll Ever Read

This Guy's Twitter Story About His Crazy Ex Is The Most Insane Thing You'll Ever Read
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Updated 1 year ago

We've all had a crazy ex, one who just won't let go. But we're willing to bet that nothing you've dealt with is nearly as bad as what Twitter user Omar had to put up with. He recently took to Twitter to share the insane story that involves attempted murder, sex, and everything in between. 

But she didn't let it go easy, and as it turns out, she paid a girl to stand him up. 

And at a family barbecue last weekend, Omar discovered the final twist in the story. 

Well, that was a story for the ages. 

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