10 Hilarious and Too Real Tweets From the #ABreakupStory Hashtag
By Katie GarrityFeb. 17 2020, Published 2:15 p.m. ET
Breakups suck. We can all take comfort in the fact that we’ve all been dumped and duped by a former partner and that is really was the worst. “What went wrong?” is the eternal question we ask ourselves when these things go sour and, it’s hard to put into words how we feel when things end in a relationship. It’s even harder to articulate what went wrong.
However, one of the good things to come out of any breakup, besides the lessons learned and actually figuring out what we want when it comes to a healthy partner, is the story of how things came to an end. Before you think that your breakup story is the worst of the worst, we suggest you take a look at these insane tweets below of people sharing their #BreakUpStory because some of these are just... wow.
1. Double Trouble
Together for 8 years, have a child together. Cheated on me multiple times and got my friend pregnant.... WITH TWINS 😂 #ABreakUpStory
— 💙😈 (@alexissanzi1) February 17, 2020
So not only does your partner cheat on you, but then goes ahead and gets your best friend pregnant... with twins! This guy really doubled down on being an A-hole.
2. “Sup Bro”
I was 30 and dating a guy who was 15 years older than me. He dumped me via text and this is how he initiated the convo #ABreakUpStory 😂☺️💀 pic.twitter.com/IWmcXNwL86
— Amy Reed (@theAmyMCR) February 17, 2020
Imagine dating a guy who might be too old for you and then when he initiates the breakup (via text), he calls you “bro.” Brutal. This is a dodged bullet, for sure.
3. Not worth the emotional labor
#ABreakUpStory He told me I was deserving of $14.50/hour because I was a customer service rep at start-up and my job "wasn't that hard". Tried explaining the emotional labor of being nice to people who berate you for things outside of your control, but he was paying me $0/hour. pic.twitter.com/Z4lIUDEAf6
— blondehound 🐶 (@blondehound) February 17, 2020
If your partner thinks that you’re “deserving” of minimum wage and then doesn’t empathize with you having to be nice to people all day as they verbally assault you, it’s time to say “bye-bye.”
4. Ultimate deal-breaker
She was allergic to dogs.... #ABreakUpStory pic.twitter.com/JU2oncnMGL
— Hapa_Fodder (@HapaFodder) February 17, 2020
This is almost as much of a deal-breaker as being a cat person. Animals are like family, so basically this is like your partner not getting along with your parents.
5. Call him “Rude Boy”
They were rude to the waiter #ABreakUpStory pic.twitter.com/3J9vnolIYO
— oh RIP lol (@frybanshee420) February 17, 2020
If the person you’re dating is rude to waitstaff, it says so much about their personality. If they treat servers that way, imagine how they treat others. No thanks!
6. Possible serial killer?
I broke up with a guy bc he had stuffed animals on his bed. They kept looking at me when we were making out! Creepy af! #ABreakUpStory pic.twitter.com/VbS7tO3RgX
— 🎶Sweet Jane🎶 (@iamjanesays) February 17, 2020
There is a difference between a guy having one stuffed animal from his childhood that he keeps in a box in his closet and a guy who keeps multiple stuffed animals on his bed that accompany you while making out. Creep Level: 10+
7. Three’s a Crowd
#ABreakUpStory He kept letting his best friend get in the way of our relationship. 😔💔
— Kiss Me § Katzz® 💋♥️ (@katzz77) February 17, 2020
What happens when a best friend gets in the way of a relationship? Either you work it out, or you go, or the best friend goes… in this case, the best friend won.
8. Getting to the Meat of the Issue
#ABreakUpStory
— Dan Gerous, Inc🐷 (@Anythingpork) February 17, 2020
She was a vegan pic.twitter.com/pdIL5bC8wA
I’m sure this is how a lot of Joaquin Phoenix's girlfriends felt. Plus, how would you ever come to an agreement about where to eat? That's hard enough for mutual meat eating couples.
9. The Perpetual Problem
We couldn't make up our minds of want we wanted.... #ABreakUpStory pic.twitter.com/ue29a3BUR6
— Go Funko Yourself INSanely (@INSaneNFunko) February 17, 2020
Whether it’s what to have for dinner or what you want for your future, a couple that can’t make decisions together can’t stay together.
10. Um, are you expecting a thank you?
Boyfriend called and said “I almost cheated on you.” How do you “almost” cheat? Just the tip? Next!!!! #ABreakUpStory
— Lang Parker (@langcomedy) February 17, 2020
If you share that you “almost cheated” on your spouse, are you expecting them to be grateful that they didn’t go through with it? Bragging about "almost" but not actually cheating on your partner to your partner is probably one of the worst things ever. Gross.
