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Strip Club Empire Plans to Send Exotic Dancers to Area 51

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You are probably aware by now that people are planning to storm Area 51. It's all over the Internet. The memes are choice. It may have started out as a joke, but the Facebook event called "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All Of Us" now has two million people who say they are going and another 1.4 million who are "interested." 

The plan, according to the Facebook event, is simple. On September 20 at noon, "We will all meet up in Rural Nevada and coordinate our parties. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens." The event went so viral, some might argue too viral, and now no one knows how many people are actually going to show up to try and raid this top secret facility, which the government claims is an "open training range for the U.S. Air Force." But of course, most people believe it's full of secrets... and aliens.

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Source: Facebook