This Is the Bottle of Wine You Should Be Drinking, Based on Your Horoscope

If you can't decide on a bottle of wine to drink this weekend, there's a different bottle of wine that matches each horoscope in the zodiac.

Lizzy Rosenberg - Author

May 13 2020, Updated 3:35 p.m. ET

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One thing most of us look forward to all week long is stopping by the liquor store after work on a Friday, and picking a bottle of wine (or three) for the weekend, but oftentimes, making that high-stakes decision can be nearly impossible. If you'd rather have the power of your horoscope make that nearly impossible selection for you, check out which bottle of wine you should be drinking, based on your zodiac.

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Aquarius: Justin Trilateral

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Justin Vineyards' Trilateral was basically made for the innovative and unique Aquarius — combining grenache, syrah, and mourvedre, the Trilaterial is undeniably elegant, fruity, and filled with character. Bottles go for $55 each.

Pisces: Stemmari Grillo

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The Stemmari Grillo is truly made for an artistic Pisces. It's filled to the brim with inspiration, and made with 100 percent Grillo, one of the most famous grapes of Sicily. Expect a vibrant and fresh finish from this one, just like your beloved Pisces. Bottles go for $9.99 each.

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Aries: JaM Cellars' California Candy Dry Rosé

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The Aries is known for being determined and enthusiastic, which is why they're most likely to pick JaM Cellars' California Candy Dry Rosé. With fruity yet dry undertones, and at $15.99 per bottle, it's great choice year-round.

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Taurus: Champagne Nicolas Feuillatte Réserve Exclusive Brut

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Everyone knows the Taurus loves the finer things in life, and nothing makes you feel fancy quite like Champagne Nicolas Feuillatte Réserve Exclusive Brut — its elegant bubbles and fruity profile will make the beloved bull feel right at home. Bottles go for $36 each.

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Gemini: Cape Mentelle Sauvignon Blanc Semillon

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The Gemini is versatile and adaptable, just like Cape Mentelle Sauvignon Blanc Semillon. It's simultaneously rich and acidic, making it appropriate for just about any occasion. Each bottle goes for $18.99.

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Cancer: Terrazas de los Andes Reserva Torrontés

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Every Cancer is most likely tired of being called "sensitive and moody," but Terrazas de los Andes Reserva Torrontés caters to their fun and loving side. It's fresh, aromatic, and perfect for a family meal or pregame with the besties. Each bottle goes for $18.99.

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Leo: Villa Antinori Rosso Toscana IGT

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Leos were made for the spotlight, and so is the Villa Antinori Rosso Toscana IGT. Its ruby red color and dramatic, full taste offers aromas of red fruit, plums, mint, and spices. Price evens out to $20 a bottle.

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Virgo: Mezzacorona Rosé

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The meticulous and analytical Virgo should definitely opt for the Mezzacorona Rosé. Its grapes are hand-picked in Northern Italy, and maintains fresh, bright flavors. Bottles cost $9.99 each.

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Libra: Smoke Tree Chardonnay

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The well-balanced Libra is likely to love the Smoke Tree Chardonnay. It emits floral and citrusy aromas, and its balanced, fresh flavors are seriously irresistible. Bottles go for $19.99 each.

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Scorpio: Château Malescasse

The brave and impassioned Scorpio deserves nothing less than the Château Malescasse. This Bordeaux bottle blends Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon and Petit Verdot, with rich and smooth flavors... let's face it: this bottle has a personality of its own, and goes for $22 each.

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Sagittarius: Cloudy Bay Te Koko

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The free-spirited Sagittarius should definitely opt for Cloudy Bay Te Koko. It's 100 percent Sauvignon Blanc, which was sourced from Cloudy Bay's legendary vineyards in Rapaura and Renwick. With fresh and acidic flavors, it's a seriously mouth-watering summer sip. Each bottle costs $59.99.

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Capricorn: Underwood Rose Bubbles

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While the Capricorn follows the rules, they're undeniably fun, vibrant souls. Likewise, Underwood's Rosé Bubbles are light and fruity, but simultaneously dry and disciplined, making for a perfect balance. Four-packs go for $28 each.

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Hopefully this helps your end-of-the-week conundrum... and if you end up liking another zodiac sign's bottle better than your own, don't worry — we won't tell anyone.

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