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Woman Who Accidentally Booked a “Special Massage” Has TikTok Dying

Mustafa Gatollari - Author
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Sep. 23 2022, Published 3:21 p.m. ET

Hilarious mix-ups are a great basis for any funny story. Whether you're watching a sitcom, checking out a movie, or yakking it up with your friends over some food and drinks, everyone loves a classic mix-up, especially when it involves a bit of embarrassment. Which is exactly what happened to TikToker Maggie McGaugh, who posts under the handle @maggiemccaugh on the popular social media platform.

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"Today I went to get a massage, not knowing I was going to a 'happy endings' massage. Let's talk about it. First off, I booked it at 9 p.m. They answered the phone at 9 p.m., which should've been a red flag, but I continued. I pull up, it doesn't look great but, hey, whatever. So I walk in. There are no doors, only curtains, which I'm a little nervous about."

Despite several red flags, she proceeded... with caution. "I definitely got hidden video camera vibes, so I even looked around for cameras and proceeded with the massage," she said. "Now if you've ever gotten a massage you know they always tell you to get undressed to your comfort level," she continued. "So I always leave my underwear on."

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Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

But when the masseuse enters the room, Maggie says she "really quickly rips my underwear down to my knees, and I was like 'what's happening?' Very uncomfortable. But to make matters worse she folds back the sheet that's already very small, so I'm completely exposed...booty up."

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

Like many people who suddenly find themselves in uncomfortable situations, Maggie had no idea what to do: "I freeze in this instance, I'm not gonna lie. I am absolutely confused, like I don't want to be rude if this is normal."

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

Things only escalated from there. "She then sits on my thighs. I reach down and pull my underwear back up and I was like, 'no, thank you, umm, I'm, just, just my shoulders please.' The poor woman was very confused as to why I was not into this. The massage was great once we established our boundaries."

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

She concluded her story by saying, "I will say that I did not know you could search the internet for a list of these places to avoid them, because I will say the happy ending for me was leaving and the not so happy ending was realizing that they were on that website and that I had indeed booked myself a happy ending massage."

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

So basically, with a little more research, Maggie would have learned it was that kind of massage parlor. The masseuse was only giving Maggie what she thought she ordered.

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

Some TikTokers found it hard to believe anyone would accidentally book themselves a massage of this nature, but according to one user's response to Maggie's clip, it's understandable how this mix up could happen.

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

They asked: "Was it by chance called 'classic massage'" to which Maggie replied, "there are like a billion places HOW did you guess this???"

As it turns out, the other TikTok user had a personal connection to this place through her ex. "My ex-husband was a frequent flyer there since we lived across the street. Went there once & felt so violated. I can see why they know him by name."

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tiktoker books accidental happy ending massage
Source: TikTok | @maggiemcgaugh

Maggie clarified in the comments section that, although she called the establishment at 9 p.m., her appointment time was actually for 10 a.m. the next day. Talk about a rude awakening.

How would have you reacted?

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