Can I tell you guys a secret? I've been going on a lot of first dates recently. Shh! Don't tell anyone! It's embarrassing.
Now you might be wondering why I've been going on so many first dates and so few second dates, but I'll let you figure that out.
So today at work I was looking up dating advice and trying to figure out what I could do differently. Then I remembered I actually had work to do and just decided to write something about dating advice so I could continue my own personal research and here we are. That's how you know this is all good advice.
Ugh, I'm such an idiot.
Take that, Red Sox.
This sounds like eugenics?
Never underestimate the power of teamwork.
Try skydiving or something?
Should go without saying...
This is a fancy way of saying you should settle.
Helps to narrow your search.
One problem at at time.
Give it 60%.
Never is also a safe bet.
Yeah, an uggo like you would think that. Hey, how's it going?
What if she changes her mind, though?
Be not forward and then very forward...
Puns are a good teaching tool.
Every date is a new beginning.
We're all just figuring it out.
The painful truth...
Wish I had gotten this advice years ago.
What? Oh. Yeah.
I don't know if this is great advice...
Play the odds?
You got nothing to hide.
Never change... Unless you should?
No one wants to hear about this.
Again, advice I wish I heard years ago.
Shut up and listen is good advice in general.
That's deep, bro.
It's really quite simple.
Find your own way.
Quickest way to tell if someone is a jerk.
Can't talk during the movies.
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