We've all had a hairdresser or barber take for-freaking-ever when cutting our hair.
Look, I like idle conversation as much as the next person, but some haircutters take it to a whole new level. If I've been sitting in a chair for more than 40 minutes, especially with the little bit of hair I've got left, then you're pretty bad at your job. Even worse are the barbers who don't say anything and still take forever. Which can make a 45 minute haircut seem like some kind of insufferable pilgrimage through salon purgatory.
And as much as I hate waiting in the barber shop chair for extended periods of time, I can say with full confidence I don't hate it as much as this woman.