Guy Shares Hidden Message In A Week's Worth Of Tweets And It's Delightfully Dumb

Love candy floss pic.twitter.com/RWA3w1d3B5

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 26, 2017

I bow down to you, the King of Twitter

— Skylar Baker-Jordan (@SkylarJordan) July 4, 2017

Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

Once seen, cannot be unseen. https://t.co/UvRT5k2zda

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

"Told you this was a terrible terrible idea" - my last words as I starve to death trying this new fad diet pic.twitter.com/NZznz4vOHz

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

ME: GoT-based advertising is so overdone and bad, i'm glad we're past all that

KFC: hold my fries pic.twitter.com/bzv041TwnC

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

The state of this. https://t.co/VghleNUtZH

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

World War Three confirmed. https://t.co/gVA0S0tuif

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

Is this planet truly beyond saving? Did we go too far? https://t.co/91geMNyXiH

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017

Gonna be a long train home pic.twitter.com/XuUkye7K6Y

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

Roll my eyes at people who tag their friends into Facebook videos of cool things abroad that they'll never go to or experience.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

ME: I need to start taking my LinkedIn more seriously

ALSO ME: pic.twitter.com/Ga17X3U0MP

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

I played myself https://t.co/slFIEXrT67

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

Ain’t ever gonna describe my shopping as a “haul”. I simply won’t ever do it.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

The absolute genius of @TheInspiroBot pic.twitter.com/ZenbjdYV0c

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

Sharpest take of the week https://t.co/luyRlaVh7Z

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017

Tool.

(and a rake!!!) pic.twitter.com/PGSkMzl452

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017

In my newsfeed and I love it? pic.twitter.com/cHL5TT1Edp

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017

The boy. Drinking bourbon through a cow's bone marrow. @SmokeWorksBBQ pic.twitter.com/ZRCgXHh7Sp

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017

Shed loads of reasons to play Risk Legacy. https://t.co/DhSnZrifbZ

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017

She will inexplicably be a giant screaming gramophone

^ My prediction for the return of Audrey in Twin Peaks Season 3.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Was this the point at which civilisation ended?

"That place where the wave finally broke and rolled back" ??? pic.twitter.com/hLNNc0jA07

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Looking closely at the trailers, it seems Inhumans and Jumanji 2 both take place on the island from Lost. pic.twitter.com/tT0K5pWyRT

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Kind of mad that in other counties their public holidays aren’t all Mondays, so they get these weird ‘bridge days’ off AKA free holiday days

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Of course. I use the same excuse in practically every meeting I attend these days. pic.twitter.com/C3ad5AmqkT

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Dumb question, but is there an app which automatically saves money based on what you can afford and there’s a £10 signup code offer? Anyone?

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

With every fibre of my being I do hereby declare that I will never knowingly watch a single episode of Love Island.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Her opinions seem particularly out of place given that we live in progressive Europe and it's LITERALLY Pride month. https://t.co/vJaFiec5VT

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017

Finger never recognised by macbook/phone fingerprint scanners. Might as well smear grease on them at setup to save time.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017

And I hear that George Osborne is now attempting to manually boost the economy by personally doing every job in it.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017

Her is a film that I still think about loads. Not just the technology, but the overall aesthetic, which I hope to one day achieve. pic.twitter.com/nBBeoWONCW

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017

Thumb up review for Baby Driver. Very decent soundtrack too.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017

In ten years time, it'll be revealed that all of Neil Buchanan's big art attacks were themselves part of an even LARGER art attack.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017

The police cba to look at the CCTV directly overlooking the bike rack, so I guess I'm never getting my bike back 😢 pic.twitter.com/33OLKaWTlP

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017

Shape of the magic money tree pic.twitter.com/lKyNIMw2nl

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017

Of course, follower numbers is a meaningless metric.
But that doesn't stop me endlessly obsessing over it daily.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017

An enormous thanks to each and every one of my now 600 followers ❤️

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017

L
O
L pic.twitter.com/DadjjPBCVN

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017

On what planet is an in-hospital Burger King a good idea? pic.twitter.com/8ynBEhetRe

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 27, 2017

Her.
She's ruthless, cunning, and will do anything to hold onto power. I didn't say her name, but she just popped into your head didn't she? pic.twitter.com/65wZCWOyT7

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 27, 2017

Forehead, meet palm pic.twitter.com/1mJhtIrCqj

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 27, 2017