Donald Trump's personal Twitter account, @RealDonaldTrump, has been a goldmine long before his successful presidential campaign. A lot of tweets he made years ago are now coming back to haunt him...
Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2013
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2014
And now, one enterprising company, Toilet Tweets, is allowing people to wipe their bottoms with toilet paper featuring some of President Donald Trump's more questionable tweets.
Despite a pretty hefty price of $11.99 for a single roll, the toilet paper has sold out on both Amazon and the company's website. A restock is expected on August 15th, just for reference.
And as you might expect, the Amazon reviews are pure gold. One review gave the product one star, adding:
"I'm really afraid these will make my backside dirtier instead of cleaner."
While another referenced the leaks that seem to be coming out of President Donald Trump's White House on a daily basis.
"I was going to order this but was concerned about lack of absorbency and that it may lead to leaks. However it's highly recommended for nights of excessive pee incidents."
While another reviewer responded to outrage by pointing out that there's toilet paper featuring President Barack Obama's face for sale...
"For the outraged readers/reviewers that rushed over here because of the FOX News story and are... ahem... butthurt about this awful and disrespectful product, understand that there are rolls of TP featuring President Obama's face for sale on Amazon, with 5* reviews going back to at least 2013. It would be hypocritical of such readers/reviewers to rage about this particular product without being likewise offended by the buttwipe featuring our former President."
Oh, Amazon. What will you sell next?
When I moved across the country a couple of months ago, I was trying to find a short-term place to stay while I looked around for an apartment to make my home. I've gone through my share of shady sublets, and was so worried I wouldn't land a spot that I started looking for one to book months in advance. On my first day of browsing, I came across a gorgeous and affordable one-bedroom in a really convenient location, but was super skeptical of the post because of how traumatized I am from my previous experiences.
I've dealt with creeps who ask for a cash deposit then claim they're in the hospital on the exact same day they're supposed to meet me for the keys. I've had people cancel my reservation once I've already landed in their city... Needless to say, I'm a seasoned subletter. When I found this lovely one-bedroom on Craigslist, I was sure the listing was too good to be true. So I took a proactively defensive stance when I reached out via email. I asked for boring specifications on the apartment and went over payment details with exhaustive thoroughness. I even asked if a friend could stop by to make sure there were no secret squatter tenants, or anything sketchy like that. Then, I got an email back.
TWIST: I recognized the address from the gushing fan mail I had sent it years ago. The apartment belonged to my favorite living writer and here I was, casually emailing with her directly. Flash forward a few months and we're friendly and occasionally email each other or meet for coffee to catch up. And that's how my nightmare sublet search turned into a friendship with one of the best and most famous writers of our time.
I live for real-life plot twists like this. They keep us on our toes while we cruise through this journey of life. Which is why when u/whytho37 asked Reddit to share their most insane plot twists, the results were incredible.
Scroll down for twists so good, you wouldn't believe they actually happened if you saw them in a film.