Just a heads up to all the older bosses who might not to up to date on the hip lingo the kids use these days, the zucchini and eggplant aren't as innocent as they used to be. In text language, they're now used in the place of another phallic object. A phallic object that could end in a Human Resources violation.
Twitter user Zoe's boss probably didn't understand the symbolism when they gave her a zucchini and then winked as they walked away. Zoe took to Twitter to share the odd exchange...
And people immediately suggested that she take it to HR.
But there's a twist, people. One that Zoe was quick to clarify...
wait lemme clear some shit up lmao my boss is an older white woman who takes pride in her garden, it was just the wink that did it 😂— Zoë (@FilthyArt_) August 7, 2017
PLOT FUCKING TWIST WE GOT A SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR TOMORROW AT 8AM THIS IS BRAZY— Zoë (@FilthyArt_) August 7, 2017
And Twitter had a pretty good laugh at the whole thing.
Girl you and everyone else was CONVINCED I was boutta get this big payment from HR 😩😂😂— Zoë (@FilthyArt_) August 7, 2017
her boss wasn't sexually harrassing her, guys. she's an older white woman with a garden lmao.— CARMEN SANDIEGHOE. (@DoItTheRightRAE) August 8, 2017
Someone probably needs to tell her boss about emojis...