Every year the topic of whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie comes up, and people are typically split into one of two camps: those who believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie and those who are wrong.
CNN Anchor Jake Tapper was hunting down facts to put an end to this argument once and for all. So he tweeted Die Hard screenwriter Steven E. de Souza for his take:
The fans knew it, too.
Plus a woman about to give birth features prominently— Steven E. de Souza (@StevenEdeSouza) December 24, 2017
As if that wasn't enough, Tapper took it upon himself to immortalize the legend of McClane in one of the best Christmas poems of all time.
This is really happening.
And there you have it. The best Christmas poem about the greatest modern Christmas story, told in the best way possible.