30 Tweets About How Brutally Cold It Is That Are Too Real
By Zachary BrennerOct. 23 2018, Updated 1:19 a.m. ET
It is cold outside. Maybe you noticed?
As a result many people are opting to stay indoors. Since we can't play games or throw the ball in the house (Mom!!!) people are just goofing off on their computers. Namely, they are all taking to Twitter to complain about the brutal cold.
So while you're stuck inside huddling next to a radiator, take a moment to appreciate how everyone is going through the same thing. Except for those jerks in Australia, who are probably down under — gloating away with their amazing weather and terrifying wildlife. We're not bitter — just bitterly cold... Promise.
1. What did we do to deserve this?
Good morning to everyone except THIS GODDAMN COLD! We know it winter but JESUS CHRIST WHO’S CONTROLLING THIS?! pic.twitter.com/9WJWvYYZGV
— MEGASheen (@MEGASheenpod) January 3, 2018
2. Wake up, sheeple!
I found the real cause of the cold weather. Ice Robots have landed in the North East and are taking over the world. #BombCyclone pic.twitter.com/svHE45TTN6
— James Alias (@jf2good) January 3, 2018
3. Spongebob is the best tool for measuring.
Level of cold in the Northeast rn: Spongebob and Patrick locked in Sandy’s house ❄️ pic.twitter.com/VuG6OhENov
— Cody Seel (@cody_seel) January 3, 2018
4. Let's turn around.
Thinks: "It's not THAT cold outside."
— Westfield Welcome (@WstfldWelcome) January 3, 2018
Walks outside: pic.twitter.com/xsE3wHvxqW
5. Is it spring yet?
Too cold for too long and it’s only January 😭❄️ #PAWinter pic.twitter.com/rsaBZZ0zQ1
— Amber (@2bambi) January 3, 2018
6. Where's the lake?
This is a current pic. from the South Haven, Michigan Channel. Already 21% ice cover on the Great Lakes (3% on this date last year). Cold rules east of the Rockies. 11 above at Fort Worth TX (Alliance Arpt.) and 20 on the coast at Victoria. Snowing in Lake City FL. pic.twitter.com/UQpMn7GfFx
— bill steffen (@bsteffen) January 3, 2018
7. As do we all.
How do people function when it’s this cold? I don’t want to do anything except for snuggle up in bed and take baths
— fulky kitty (@tunatrapqueen) January 3, 2018
8. Get inside!
It’s so cold I can’t feel all four of my cheeks 🤕
— Neff n Chill 🦅 (@neff_tali_amaya) January 3, 2018
9. Monster!
I think I’m the only one enjoying this weather. I love the cold 💙
— 🌻✨🌛 (@wtevrsam) January 3, 2018
10. OMG! Same!
some personal news: i am, in fact, cold
— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) January 3, 2018
11. Huh. Who would have thought?
Trivia Fact! Before the Internet, cold weather associated with the season was known as “Winter” #BombCyclone
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) January 3, 2018
12. Preach!
Bring your pets inside!! If its too cold for you, its too cold for them!
— Bessy Gatto (@bessygatto) January 3, 2018
13. What are you going to do about it?
Me: It's too cold to do anything today.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 3, 2018
Wife: It's going to be this cold for the rest of the winter.
Me: *puts my feet up*
14. Is it cold or not? Hmm?
All you people fussing about the cold weather .. I don't wanna see one snow picture of you on any of my TL's
— •LB• (@laurennbrooksss) January 3, 2018
15. The Icy City.
Video shows the surface of the #ChicagoRiver partially frozen over as extreme cold hits the #Midwest. @newnewspage pic.twitter.com/HxR7Z4bCSF
— Breaking News (@newnewspage) January 3, 2018
16. That's it. The word's over.
It's snowing in Florida https://t.co/hH4fyplZFF
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 3, 2018
17. I won't be working until April.
It’s literally too cold to function ❄️
— Brit Salinas (@britbrit23) January 3, 2018
18. Priorties.
Lady at work complaining how cold it is but yet her old ass going outside to smoke every fucking hour
— ⭐️🍷wine-der-woman🍷⭐️🍷 (@HockeyRenegade) January 3, 2018
19. Indiana is basically Canada.
You know you are from Indiana when you walk outside and think, "It's not too cold today" when it's 7°...
— adam hoffer (@dont_hasselhoff) January 3, 2018
20. They should resign!
It’s so cold that I actually feel sexually harassed by my own nipples.
— ANGELA (@amhw) January 3, 2018
21. Thanks, Obama.
I don't remember it being this cold when Obama was President...
— this heaux gets cold (@TheNamesBria_) January 3, 2018
22. Pretty sure it's cold there too.
I’m gonna need Texas to go back to being hot because I’m running out of cold weather outfits
— sydney (@syd_salinas) January 3, 2018
23. I don't believe you.
My fingers refused to type ....... It's so cold ! 😒
— ہیر (@heerx42) January 3, 2018
24. How will we manage?
59 DEGREES IS COLD OK. pic.twitter.com/9jikBlpPZu
— Chris Stewart (@CStewartWPTV) January 3, 2018
25. We're on our way.
i’m sleep deprived and my toes are cold send help
— hyaaaaacinth (@SimplyHyacinth) January 3, 2018
26. Pretty sure that's a polar bear.
This dog likes the cold so much that he hangs out on the frozen pool when it’s 0 degrees out pic.twitter.com/46jxDX6sY2
— Erika (@erika_nove) January 3, 2018
27. Let's have a nice warm cold.
i honestly love the cold but this just too much
— bri ⚾️ (@briguzmaan) January 3, 2018
28. Would you move back in July?
During this cold weather season, I would like to be adopted by an Australian nympho who will keep me warm...
— Just4funsa (@Just4funsa) January 3, 2018
29. and brace yourselves.
30. Stay safe.
It’s a cold day for a roofer 🙄
— Travis Rogers (@trogers_08) January 3, 2018
