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30 Tweets About How Brutally Cold It Is That Are Too Real

30 Tweets About How Brutally Cold It Is That Are Too Real
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Updated 7 months ago

It is cold outside. Maybe you noticed?

As a result many people are opting to stay indoors. Since we can't play games or throw the ball in the house (Mom!!!) people are just goofing off on their computers. Namely, they are all taking to Twitter to complain about the brutal cold. 

So while you're stuck inside huddling next to a radiator, take a moment to appreciate how everyone is going through the same thing. Except for those jerks in Australia.

1. What did we do to deserve this?
2. Wake up, sheeple!
3. Spongebob is the best tool for measuring.
4. Let's turn around.
5. Is it spring yet?
6. Where's the lake?
7. As do we all.
8. Get inside!
9. Monster!
10. OMG! Same!
11. Huh. Who would have thought?
12. Preach!
13. What are you going to do about it?
14. Is it cold or not? Hmm?
15. The Icy City.
16. That's it. The word's over.
17. I won't be working until April.
18. Priorties.
19. Indiana is basically Canada.
20. They should resign!
21. Thanks, Obama.
22. Pretty sure it's cold there too.
23. I don't believe you.
24. How will we manage?
25. We're on our way.
26. Pretty sure that's a polar bear.
27. Let's have a nice warm cold.
28. Would you move back in July?
29. and brace yourselves.
30. Stay safe.
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When I moved across the country a couple of months ago, I was trying to find a short-term place to stay while I looked around for an apartment to make my home. I've gone through my share of shady sublets, and was so worried I wouldn't land a spot that I started looking for one to book months in advance. On my first day of browsing, I came across a gorgeous and affordable one-bedroom in a really convenient location, but was super skeptical of the post because of how traumatized I am from my previous experiences. 

I've dealt with creeps who ask for a cash deposit then claim they're in the hospital on the exact same day they're supposed to meet me for the keys. I've had people cancel my reservation once I've already landed in their city... Needless to say, I'm a seasoned subletter. When I found this lovely one-bedroom on Craigslist, I was sure the listing was too good to be true. So I took a proactively defensive stance when I reached out via email. I asked for boring specifications on the apartment and went over payment details with exhaustive thoroughness. I even asked if a friend could stop by to make sure there were no secret squatter tenants, or anything sketchy like that. Then, I got an email back. 

TWIST: I recognized the address from the gushing fan mail I had sent it years ago. The apartment belonged to my favorite living writer and here I was, casually emailing with her directly. Flash forward a few months and we're friendly and occasionally email each other or meet for coffee to catch up. And that's how my nightmare sublet search turned into a friendship with one of the best and most famous writers of our time.

I live for real-life plot twists like this. They keep us on our toes while we cruise through this journey of life. Which is why when u/whytho37 asked Reddit to share their most insane plot twists, the results were incredible. 

Scroll down for twists so good, you wouldn't believe they actually happened if you saw them in a film.

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