It is cold outside. Maybe you noticed?
As a result many people are opting to stay indoors. Since we can't play games or throw the ball in the house (Mom!!!) people are just goofing off on their computers. Namely, they are all taking to Twitter to complain about the brutal cold.
So while you're stuck inside huddling next to a radiator, take a moment to appreciate how everyone is going through the same thing. Except for those jerks in Australia.
This is a current pic. from the South Haven, Michigan Channel. Already 21% ice cover on the Great Lakes (3% on this date last year). Cold rules east of the Rockies. 11 above at Fort Worth TX (Alliance Arpt.) and 20 on the coast at Victoria. Snowing in Lake City FL. pic.twitter.com/UQpMn7GfFx— bill steffen (@bsteffen) January 3, 2018
How do people function when it’s this cold? I don’t want to do anything except for snuggle up in bed and take baths— fulky kitty (@tunatrapqueen) January 3, 2018
It’s so cold I can’t feel all four of my cheeks 🤕— Neff n Chill 🦅 (@neff_tali_amaya) January 3, 2018
Bring your pets inside!! If its too cold for you, its too cold for them!— Bessy Gatto (@bessygatto) January 3, 2018
Me: It's too cold to do anything today.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 3, 2018
Wife: It's going to be this cold for the rest of the winter.
Me: *puts my feet up*
All you people fussing about the cold weather .. I don't wanna see one snow picture of you on any of my TL's— •LB• (@laurennbrooksss) January 3, 2018
Lady at work complaining how cold it is but yet her old ass going outside to smoke every fucking hour— ⭐️🍷wine-der-woman🍷⭐️🍷 (@HockeyRenegade) January 3, 2018
You know you are from Indiana when you walk outside and think, "It's not too cold today" when it's 7°...— adam hoffer (@dont_hasselhoff) January 3, 2018
It’s so cold that I actually feel sexually harassed by my own nipples.— ANGELA (@amhw) January 3, 2018
I don't remember it being this cold when Obama was President...— this heaux gets cold (@TheNamesBria_) January 3, 2018
I’m gonna need Texas to go back to being hot because I’m running out of cold weather outfits— sydney (@syd_salinas) January 3, 2018
During this cold weather season, I would like to be adopted by an Australian nympho who will keep me warm...— Just4funsa (@Just4funsa) January 3, 2018
When I moved across the country a couple of months ago, I was trying to find a short-term place to stay while I looked around for an apartment to make my home. I've gone through my share of shady sublets, and was so worried I wouldn't land a spot that I started looking for one to book months in advance. On my first day of browsing, I came across a gorgeous and affordable one-bedroom in a really convenient location, but was super skeptical of the post because of how traumatized I am from my previous experiences.
I've dealt with creeps who ask for a cash deposit then claim they're in the hospital on the exact same day they're supposed to meet me for the keys. I've had people cancel my reservation once I've already landed in their city... Needless to say, I'm a seasoned subletter. When I found this lovely one-bedroom on Craigslist, I was sure the listing was too good to be true. So I took a proactively defensive stance when I reached out via email. I asked for boring specifications on the apartment and went over payment details with exhaustive thoroughness. I even asked if a friend could stop by to make sure there were no secret squatter tenants, or anything sketchy like that. Then, I got an email back.
TWIST: I recognized the address from the gushing fan mail I had sent it years ago. The apartment belonged to my favorite living writer and here I was, casually emailing with her directly. Flash forward a few months and we're friendly and occasionally email each other or meet for coffee to catch up. And that's how my nightmare sublet search turned into a friendship with one of the best and most famous writers of our time.
I live for real-life plot twists like this. They keep us on our toes while we cruise through this journey of life. Which is why when u/whytho37 asked Reddit to share their most insane plot twists, the results were incredible.
Scroll down for twists so good, you wouldn't believe they actually happened if you saw them in a film.