We all have a guilty pleasure of two when it comes to reality television. Mine is Ghost Adventures which airs on the Travel Channel. Why? Despite there being no scientific evidence for the existence of ghosts, ghosts are definitely 100 percent real (at least if you ask me).
Anyway, rapper and songwriter Post Malone was the guest on this week's show, which centered around a supposedly haunted slaughterhouse. During a segment, one of the hosts is shown asking a spirit what it thinks of Post Malone. The response? The ghost simple replied with “dirty” and “afraid.” And the whole experience was so delightful that one fan called it "the best piece of television I've ever watched in my entire life."
Post Malone definitely just got roasted by a demon — so much so that he said he was "scared s--tless." But that didn't stop him for enjoying himself, in fact, he even said it was a dream come true. How's that for living your dream?
The Internet has some theories about what the ghost meant. And they all seemed to agree: The demon desperately wants Post to take a shower. We all do, really.
the ghost just wants post to take a shower— gucci household (@chspouty) January 16, 2018
Even the demon was like this dude need to shower it’s messing up my vibe— Roshan Patel (@lordknowsro) January 16, 2018
roast malone— beanie boy noah (@NoahNorrod) January 16, 2018
Other users found it hilarious — adding that the ghost was "only telling the truth" and that the whole experience was absolutely hilarious.
😂😂— amy(: (@xamyquinn) January 16, 2018
Even the homies on the other side know the truth— Sarah (@srhsclt) January 16, 2018
Lmaoo girl im was dead out laughing 😂😂😂😂— angie (@AnqieeWolf) January 16, 2018
We love how ghosts only tell truth— ads ☁️🍃🌙 (@sighcamilla) January 16, 2018
Some users were quick to jump to Malone's defense. After all, he did end up living like a rockstar without some very, very loyal fans — who will not only defend him against mean-spirited (heh, get it?) ghosts but also the fans who are laughing at his expense.
Yall dont do my man like that :’(— baily (@baily_47) January 16, 2018
That's sad they got jealous ghosts like that on the afterlife.— Matthew Cormier (@MattCizzle) January 16, 2018
Imagine getting roasted from the afterlife. Shockingly, there was not nearly as many mentions of "Ghost Malone" as I was hoping for, but it's whatever.