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People Are Celebrating Pun Day With Their Best Puns And They're Still Pretty Bad

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Across the United Kingdom on Monday, citizens who I assume are usually decent people have delved into the dark world of making puns. It's a dangerous road to Dad Humor, but people have leapt on #UKPunDay with a vengeance. Even respectable networks, like BBC Earth, are taking part.

"I tried to get into the secret service but I didn't have the right koalafications," the company wrote.

Even one bad pun sets off a chain reaction of even worse puns.

Oh god. Do you see what I'm talking about?

And there's lots, lots more.

"Man stood outside prison faces jail," reads one eyeroll tweet.

Okay, I smiled at this one, which reads "I went to the Harry Potter Pound Shop. Everything was a quid each.."

But groaned at a bunch more:

"Congratulations to Cheddar Man and Cheddar Woman on the birth of their baby, Belle," wrote one person. "I got some shoes from my drug dealer earlier. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.," tweeted another.

Another wrote, "To whoever took my Microsoft office; I will find you, you have my Word. ." Ther ewas also "Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine.... ," "Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The service was dreadful. However, the reception was fantastic!" and "This bloke came into the shop yesterday and started throwing cheese at me. I thought 'how dairy.'"

Even the post office is getting involved. Don't you have packages to deliver?

And the news!

They can't stop:

I'd sign off with a pun, but I'm terrible at them. Yes...I was just jealous all along. I'm simply not punny.

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