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The Funniest And Most Ridiculous Receipt Notes Left Behind By Weirdos

By Aimee Lutkin

Most of us go to a restaurant or order in to eat and skip the clean up afterwards. We leave an appropriate tip, then go about our business. 

But in our society, there is a subset of people who make every interaction into an art form—like this person who told an epic tale of magic on their order for the delivery guy to chuckle over.

His special requests read:

Customer Request:
Crust a little crisper than normal. But not too crispy. If that’s not vague enough, make it like your’e taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, BUT you still want to reconcile in the not-so-distant future.
Customer Request:
The gate is tricky, please don’t break it. And the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes.