Look, people are different, and there's no need to make generalizations based on gender. But sometimes it's fun to.
Like in this tweet about how men caption Instagram posts obscenely, while women seem to actually want to keep their partners:
Or this one, about how men are physically and psychically unprepared to pick out a simple pair of leggings:
But this tweet from Twitter user @CiaraTobin may be the simplest iteration of the genre ever. She shared text messages with her boyfriend Riley, in which she asks for a paper clip and ends up discovering more than she wants to know about his organizational habits:
I'm gonna be honest, this isn't that far off from how I store my office supplies, but I still find Tobin's loving exasperation with her man very funny.
And everyone else finds it extremely relatable, because they've lived it (both men and women):
For real I have a hair tie under my desk that's been there for months but it's cool because if I need one, I know right where it is!— OldLadyGamer (@OldLadyGamerOG) April 10, 2018
This was his just in case paper clip, prolly been there for months lol— Why TF Didn't It? (@AcharneDT) April 10, 2018
It's hilarious to find out I'm not the only one who does this. Lmao 😂— Chase. (@chxseb) April 11, 2018
Acting like girls don’t do this with bobby pins and hair ties 😂😂 (Or at least I do)— Rebecca Rose (@PATDFallOutGirl) April 11, 2018
I say this all the time. It may be messy but I know exactly where everything is— jay sessions (@tatersalad0107) April 10, 2018
At least one other person had a similar story saved and ready to go:
Maybe there are two:
Wherever you are on the gender spectrum, you know if this is you.
“It may be a mess but everything has a place and I know where everything is”— Mimiru^.^ (@BurgsTheWord_) April 12, 2018
Now, where are my paper clips?