With so many family members packed in under one roof, Thanksgiving is a veritable powder-keg of accidentally catching a relative masturbating.
This year, seemingly strict Christian mom, Patty Parsons, learned this lesson the throbbing, rock-hard way.
Patty, who apparently stumbled upon a little gadget in her son's bathroom, is now becoming somewhat of an Internet celebrity after turning to Twitter to answer the riddle of what, exactly, it is...
Luckily for Patty, the Internet is an incredibly helpful place filled with lots of kind people who just want to help others solve their problems. Like these guys...
Naturally, Fleshlight itself couldn't pass up an opportunity to lend a helping hand.
Some people were actually trying to help poor Patty though.
In the end, as often happens, the cold truth emerged.
CJ says he don't pleasure himself and I believe him. Caseclosed#— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 27, 2015
How do you Delete a tweet people keep posting that rotten tweet— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 24, 2015
Why are all these people clicking the heart on that tweet— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 24, 2015
Oh, Patty, you adorably naive woman or fake Twitter account created just to make this joke.
We love you.h/t HuffPo