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These 25 Wannabe Tough Guys Will Definitely Crack You Up

I have a theory. The tougher someone says they are, the less tough they are in reality. For instance, if you ever met a guy in bar who says he can take out the whole bar with one hand tied behind his back, you better believe he would be the first person to run and hide if a fight were to ever breakout. 

Similarly, if anyone ever tells you about all the fights they have been, to find the actual number you should subtract by X, where X is equal to whatever number they just said.

But if someone is quiet and just keeps to himself, that might just be the person you should expect the unexpected from.

Take me for instance, I would never tell you I once killed 30 men with nothing but my wit and my bow-staff, and because I would never tell you, you know it must be true. Right?

Better avoid these guys
unless you want some trouble, do not get anywhere near them in THEIRHOOD from iamverybadass
You'll never catch me alive, copper!
I just wounded him (part 5) from iamverybadass
You all are so lucky..
I know someone stole it from iamverybadass
Disney World's security team.
Modern medicine is marvelous, hm?
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So we can all agree no kids is for the best, right?
"I think miscarriages are funny." from iamverybadass
I'm sure this guy is a caring lover...
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He intimidates vikings!
Too badass for ironic self loathing from iamverybadass
No one says that because this did not happen.
This badass looks nice, but don't be fooled. He's dangerous. from iamverybadass
Just meet me in real life, and then you will see how tough I am.
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Is Sonic The Hedgehog really worth it?
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You seem nice.
X-Post from r/cringeanarchy from iamverybadass
Well, that escalated quickly.
Blood turns pink apparently. from iamverybadass
Why do we even need a military when we have her?
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Hey. They're friends now!
Sophomore at 18: The Interview from iamverybadass
He's so much a man he doesn't even need a mustache!
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And now he has no foot.
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All of his enemies are sick and dying, right?
I piss on my blade for more bacteria from iamverybadass
Uh, okay.
Tough guy gives an ultimatum. from iamverybadass
Yeah, she clearly wanted to sleep with you.
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Clearly.
If this wasn't Reddit... from iamverybadass
I know it's not the point, but how did this get so many likes?
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As long as the crime happens directly in front of his house and he is awake.
Watch out crime from iamverybadass
What an opener.
Pain tolerance is sure to pick up the ladies! from iamverybadass
I know you are trying to sound cool, but it is really just gross.
lol from iamverybadass

Take this as a lesson, everybody: This is not how one goes about sounding tough. 

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