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25 People Who Think They're Too Smart For Their Own Good

I used to think that I was a smart person. I believed that was a unfulfilled genius whose intelligence could not be matched. However, I recently realized that I was wrong when I had to look up how to spell "unfulfilled," "genius," and "intelligence."  

It was a hard lesson to learn, but frankly, I am happier now that I know I am a fool. No longer do I have to maintain an illusion of grand intelligence, nor do I feel the need to show off to strangers. I can live my days as a happy fool and no one will judge me for it.

I just hope more people learn this lesson and follow my lead. 

Spoiler alert: It did not get down-voted to hell.
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Probably not.
Honestly, fuck this guy at this point. from iamverysmart
Work harder to impress me, OK?
Prestigious Artist is a Well-Informed Gamer (Now with blocked out names!) from iamverysmart
I don't have a master's, but I could get one, and don't you dare question that.
High school grad with a Masters level education struts his stuff from iamverysmart
I think you should end that sentence after the word "woman."
Witness my smarts!
Professor: "Feel free to use your phone during class since you're so smart" from iamverysmart
They ended up not going out, surprising no one.
I'm a software engineer and someone decided to be a smart ass on bumble. from iamverysmart
Sounds believable, right?
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You should be learning about ancient aliens.
Re-elect this guy, please?
Mayor of Ottawa makes a roast
It is everyone's fault but my own, clearly.
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His biggest weakness is that he is a perfectionist, duh.
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I'm smart. I just don't act like it.
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Yeah, I'm sure your intelligence is the reason you are lonely..
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No Shit Sherlock from iamverysmart
I have a very high reading comprehension score. That's why I didn't know what country we were talking about.
What's your reading comprehension score? from iamverysmart
This has a very satisfying ending
Angry Man
Seems like it would make for a horrifying debate...
A man of many minds from iamverysmart
He seemed nice, I guess?
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How much a jerk do you need to be for NASA to scold you?!
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No one would ever want to fund a cure for everything.
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You're welcome, you idiot.
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I'm sure you will!
Found one commenting about sports this morning! from iamverysmart
The fact that you posted this prove it to be untrue...
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Stop trying to have fun!
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Hopefully this people will follow in my footsteps.... Eventually.