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These Are The Most Useless Robots Humans Have Ever Built

I've seen enough movies to know we are guaranteed to have a robot uprising in the future. What brings me comfort, though, is the thought that that day is very far off. How do I know? Have you seen the robots that exist today? 

They can't organize, fight, or kill. They can barely even do what they were programmed to do. They are basically useless. 

Unless that is what they want us to think...  Huh? That's actually pretty smart. 

Hmm. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hide in my bunker. 

I am a robot that automatically prints and burns Trump's tweets
The shade!
When people complain that I spend time on building useless things
Real power!
I made a shitty claw machine
I'll stick with manual.
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Go! Go! Go!
Robotic Loop
Still needs work.
Salad Tossing Machine
Good for practicing.
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I want!
Made a bedmaker robot.
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Well, it isn't a masterpiece...
Automated Bob Ross Cat
You're the bomb, Mr Robot! from shittyrobots
Eat your heart out, Micheal Bay!
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Can't you two get along?
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I know the feeling.
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You had one job!
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Not useless at all.
Hey Trump, this pussy grabs back
This seems unnecessary.
This coin bank is the shit. 
Poor baby.
Leave her alone from shittyrobots
What are you supposed to be?
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Still needs work...
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Back to beauty school...
I got a manicure from a robot
This is how everyone will be traveling in the future.
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Seems like overkill...
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So it's just a fan with some cardboard tubes?
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Get that thing out of my house!
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Robot trying to cheat at tic-tac-toe
Happy they just used a doll here.
Baby Bottle Robot 
Bad dog!
SpotMini Goes Banana
You're beautiful!
I made a lipstick machine
What's with all the poop robots?
How to shit standing up in a urinal
Roombas fight to the death