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Dude Walks In On His Girl With Another Guy And Just Takes A Selfie With Them

Duston Holloway is a 23-year-old man from Killeen, TX, with the patience of a saint. Maxim reports that Duston came home to find his girlfriend passed out in bed next to another dude. Violence is never acceptable, but you would at least think he'd scream his head off. Nope. Duston fired up his smartphone and started snapping away. While it's pretty humiliating to get outed as a cheater on social media, it's also kind of an appropriate punishment for doing a really crappy thing. Duston shared a selfie of himself with the oblivious couple, much to all of his friends' amusement:

Friends asked Duston if he woke them up, but he said, "Hell no I wanted to kick his ass but I just calmly took selfies and then walked like a boss." He says he did try to tap her on the shoulder, intending to ask if he should sleep in the spare room and what her new fella liked for breakfast (I assume sarcastically), but she was "drunk as a skunk" and didn't understand. Duston's post went viral, probably because lots of other people have been cheated on and wish they'd handled it with the same level of dignity. On Sunday, Duston posted a big thank you to all the people reaching out to him with supportive messages:

I've had thousands of messages thousands upon thousands of people from all over the world 🌎 congratulated me on being a...

Posted by Duston Holloway on Sunday, April 23, 2017

And he's also been sharing the receipts. People from all over the world are shouting him out. 

Posted by Duston Holloway on Monday, April 24, 2017
Posted by Duston Holloway on Monday, April 24, 2017

It seems like some of them are interested in getting to know him a little better, if you know what I mean.

Posted by Duston Holloway on Monday, April 24, 2017
Posted by Duston Holloway on Monday, April 24, 2017

I also gotta hand it to Duston: I'm sure he's getting a lot of negative messages with foul language about women, too, because that's the way the Internet is, but he's only sharing the positive stuff. This guy knows how to go high when they go low, and have sex in his bed. Keep flashing that peace sign, brother.

Posted by Duston Holloway on Sunday, April 23, 2017
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