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People Think That New Denny’s Mascot Looks Like Poop, And They’re Having A Field Day

The nationwide diner Denny’s has released a new mascot, and people have a lot of feelings about it? Why? Their mascot is now a smiling breakfast sausage with a fedora hat, which Twitter seems to think looks a lot like something else...

What were you thinking, Denny's?! 

We wonder how long Mr. Hankey's summer job will last.