It's Valentine's Day! Or just another Wednesday, depending on your situation. But even if you don't have a date tonight, you can still have a good laugh. Why? Because Twitter is full of comedians who don't have a date either. And as it turns out, social media is also full of evil geniuses looking to make a few bucks out of all the happy couples.
I am so excited for Valentine's Day bc I work and I'm gonna tell all my customers that my "boyfriend dumped me" so I "decided to cover another girl's shift" and I'm gonna get so many pity tips— ellie (@holy_schnitt) February 13, 2018
Happy Valentine's Day Eve! I just want everyone to know that one time in college I tried to search for my crush on Facebook, accidentally made his name my status, and then my phone died.— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 13, 2018
So I bought a bunch of sweets and toys for Valentine's day, and the cashier said "Your special someone is surely going to enjoy all these gifts" and I looked her dead in her face and told her "I surely will".— ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ (@OkigboHTX) February 12, 2018
valentines day is coming up and i've been going to karaoke every night for 3 weeks and singing The Fray hoping one of the girls in the crowd will realize i'm a good guy and will go on a date with me— ryan (@yeetztweetz) February 8, 2018
can clothes shops stop sending me emails about peng Valentines outfits when I’m spending the 14th in bed watching Netflix all day cause I’m single and lonely x— gabbie (@gabbiejarvis) February 7, 2018