Ryan Reynolds has a dry, self-deprecating wit that plays perfectly on Twitter. Well, it's not exactly self-deprecating. It's more a slightly sarcastic acknowledgement of how great he is.
And he usually ropes his family into his routine:
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
In fact, his jokes about his kids might be funnier than all the dad comedians out there:
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2015
On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 21, 2015
It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
But he also likes to drag his wife, Blake Lively, into his routine:
Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 25, 2016
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017
But no one messes with the Reynolds-Lively household except for Ryan Reynolds himself!
IBTimes India tweeted some gossip over Easter weekend, saying Reynolds and Lively were having trouble finding "quality time" to spend together:
Reynolds had the perfect response to this slander:
The man needs time alone. To be with himself. Get it?
As always, people are utterly charmed by Reynolds blatant rudeness to his wife:
I wonder just how often Blake shakes her head in your general direction on the daily.— Curtis McAuliff (@curtismcauliff) March 31, 2018
This is a very optimistic vision of what "me time" looks like:
This is probably a lot closer:
Celebrities: they're just like us. Perverts.