With so many family members packed in under one roof, Thanksgiving is a veritable powder-keg of accidentally catching a relative masturbating.
This year, seemingly strict Christian mom, Patty Parsons, learned this lesson the throbbing, rock-hard way.
Patty, who apparently stumbled upon a little gadget in her son's bathroom, is now becoming somewhat of an Internet celebrity after turning to Twitter to answer the riddle of what, exactly, it is...
Luckily for Patty, the Internet is an incredibly helpful place filled with lots of kind people who just want to help others solve their problems. Like this guy...
"That is a sex toy. I'm sorry but your son is a sinner. Make sure he prays every day and ask for gods forgiveness," another commenter added.
Naturally, Fleshlight itself couldn't pass up an opportunity to lend a helping hand.
Some people were actually trying to help poor Patty though.
In the end, as often happens, the cold truth emerged.
Patty tweeted, "CJ says he don't pleasure himself and I believe him. Caseclosed#." Not how you use hashtags, Patty.
And she couldn't seem to figure out how to get rid of her tweet featuring the Fleshlight. "How do you Delete a tweet people keep posting that rotten tweet," she wrote. "Why are all these people clicking the heart on that tweet?"
If only we could get CJ's perspective on all of this. We're sure he'll be more discreet with his toys in the future.
And to Patty, you adorably naive woman. We love you, but know that your son is 1000% lying to you. h/t HuffPo
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