25 People Who Think They're Too Smart For Their Own Good
<p>I am the smartest person alive! </p>
By Zachary Brenner
Nov. 19 2020, Updated 9:58 p.m. ET
I used to think that I was a smart person. I believed that was a unfulfilled genius whose intelligence could not be matched. However, I recently realized that I was wrong when I had to look up how to spell "unfulfilled," "genius," and "intelligence."
It was a hard lesson to learn, but frankly, I am happier now that I know I am a fool. No longer do I have to maintain an illusion of grand intelligence, nor do I feel the need to show off to strangers. I can live my days as a happy fool and no one will judge me for it.
I just hope more people learn this lesson and follow my lead.
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Spoiler alert: It did not get down-voted to hell.
Probably not.
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Work harder to impress me, OK?
I don't have a master's, but I could get one, and don't you dare question that.
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I think you should end that sentence after the word "woman."
Witness my smarts!
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They ended up not going out, surprising no one.
Sounds believable, right?
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You should be learning about ancient aliens.
Re-elect this guy, please?
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It is everyone's fault but my own, clearly.
His biggest weakness is that he is a perfectionist, duh.
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I'm smart. I just don't act like it.
Yeah, I'm sure your intelligence is the reason you are lonely..
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Obviously!
I have a very high reading comprehension score. That's why I didn't know what country we were talking about.
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This has a very satisfying ending
Seems like it would make for a horrifying debate...
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He seemed nice, I guess?
How much a jerk do you need to be for NASA to scold you?!
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No one would ever want to fund a cure for everything.
You're welcome, you idiot.
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I'm sure you will!
The fact that you posted this prove it to be untrue...
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Stop trying to have fun!
Hopefully this people will follow in my footsteps.... Eventually.
