The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
When you gotta make money, you get creative.
How the hell would that work?
I mean they are pretty awesome.
Thank God, blood isn't as refreshing as it sounds.
"The bombs bursting in aiiiiir."
I can't share an area code with plebs!
When life gives you lemons...sell guns kids.
There's a best tree award?
Just when I was getting used to this new diet.
Try a de-stress app.
Props to New Zealand for keeping up with the times.
Who knew the Israelites were so down with Britney?
What a sh**y way to go out.
For him, it's a lifestyle.
You figured they'd just laugh it off.
I wish this was the extent of the problems with our nation's leader.
Tag a different kind of wall.
Put up or shut up bro.
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