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16 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week

16 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
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1 year ago

Why don't they just Google the wage data?

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Every athlete knows the importance of carbing up.

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That'll show those kids for having a good time.

Why are airlines so evil all of a sudden?

If you're going to steal a swan statue, you might as well be naked.

Hate it when I get a haircut and my political views change.

Great, let's start them off by making them watch Starship Troopers and Independence Day.

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Good to know I'm not the only one who gets mad when my burger doesn't look like the one in the commercial.

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This is why I never got into the punk scene.

Sometimes you just need peace and quiet when you're decided between a 12-pack of Mountain Lightning or Dr. Thunder.

Good thing he's not a car accident Director.

How does one become a part of one of these studies? Asking for a friend.

The second amendment clearly states that shooting at pigs while in a hot air balloon in the sky is what American values are all about how dare you say otherwise.

Welp...there it is.

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