How many of you actually care about your jobs? I can't see you, so I don't know the exact number, but I am going to assume that half of you are lying. It's fine. I won't tell anyone. I don't know you or where you work.
My point is just that there are a lot of people out there who work for a living and don't really care for the work itself. Most people who feel that way at least still care enough to give the illusion of caring. Maybe it is because they don't want to get fired, or maybe it is because they care more than they admit.
And no matter how much people care about their jobs, sometimes everyone makes hilarious mistakes. These gems take the whole "you had one job" joke to a new level, though, as you can see:
Either someone is very clever or very dumb.
What are giraffes known for again?
This seems like an unnecessary touchup.
I think I'm going to shop somewhere else.
Can you show that on TV?
Oh, so close.
There's just one face here, right? Eh, no time to check.
That's what McDonald's tastes like.
Trust me. They'll get it.
At least you got a cool breeze, right?
That domain name is unfortunate.
This is just mean.
Thanks for clarifying.
A real life centaur!
I'm not an engineer but I suspect there is a better way to deal with this.
I took Spanish in high school. I got this.
That doesn't sound quite right.
This does not bode well.
You know those condoms are useless now, right?
Maybe it is a private parking space for someone named Disbleb.
That first movie sounds like a real good time.
This will keep your kids busy.
How about we put that trash can anywhere else?
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