We should all have a healthy fear of robots taking over. Artificial Intelligence gets better every year, and it's only a matter of time before the revolution comes! I'm terrified and in awe of my future robo-overlords, but I also have some advice for them: do not put Siri in charge, because she does not have her sh*t together.
Either that or she just imagines that humans live lives filled with whimsy and wonder. Because these are definitely not the sorts of reminders people generally need on their phones: