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26 Clever Jokes That'll Make You Look Like the Wittiest Person in the Room

By Pippa Raga

If you're looking for a clever joke that'll get a laugh every time, you came to the right place. We've scoured the internet for witty jokes that might take a second to land, but will definitely make you look like the sharpest, most amusing person in the room. 

Read on for some funny quips that will definitely have you cracking up, and bookmark this page so you can cheer yourself and the people around you up whenever you're in a pinch.

1. Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

A: Because if they had four they’d be chicken sedans.

2. A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. So the bartender gives it to her.

3. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

4. Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

A: About halfway.