People Are Making Their 2019 "Energy Vows" and They're Hilarious

Whatever your take on New Year's resolutions are, everyone, deep down inside, has dreams they want to accomplish. Usually, our own personalities get in the way of our dreams, and some people often use the milestone of a new year to "get on track" towards redefining who they are so they can finally realize those goals.

It's easy to point out how many people miserably give up on their New Year's resolutions — just take a look at the number of people in the gym ten days after January 1 — seems a lot less crowded, right? That may be why some people are opting to bring an "energy" into 2019 rather than set a specific goal or resolution.

And many of them are based off hilarious memes. Because who says you can't be self-affirming and hopeful for the future while also getting a few laughs?

So well that you realized, "Hey, I'm worth it!" Now go and manager those waiters and waitresses like it's nobody's business.

...but when it does it must feel pretty darn good.

They're basically a human octopus.

The wrestler's chihuahua has a very no-nonsense thousand-yard stare that'll be helpful for 2019.

If you got it, flaunt it, and don't be humble.

They decide the trends and if it turns out you're the trend, don't apologize.

I hear they're gonna be huge next year.

...but I think this cat is a little too hardcore for me.

Take a page out of Roxane Gay's book if you felt you performed at the highest level.

I'm more of a "love you" guy to people I really care about, but hey, to each their own.

That's some serious comfort she's got going on right there.

...and who says sexy-mangy doesn't count?

If we're being totally honest, she's right.

...in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and just scare your problems away? That'd be grand.

I really don't know what to say about this, aside from the fact that it's hella goth.

Also, that dress is pretty mermaid-ish. Sucking on ciggos, slurping champagne = totes glam.

But I'm not going to argue with someone's vision of how they want their 2019 to pan out.

Way to make the movie seem just slightly less tense with this oddly positive meme.

Sass and confidence for days.

And I'm very happy they did. I've never cosplayed before and I probably never will, but if I eve get talked into doing it, he's who I'm going as.

But there's a clear difference between the bedroom eyes of Kat McPhee's doggie and the "don't even think about it" glare of Hulk Hogan's pup.

...then you know darn tootin' which ones you should avoid. Don't be like Simone, ladies and gentlemen.