24 Conversations That Obama And Biden Have Had Since Trump Won The Election

Biden: ...so, when Trump walks in, you duck and I sock him wit-
Obama: No, Joe pic.twitter.com/sJIejb1rEN

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016

Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/IDTc2L1sKF

— Dean E. S. Richard (@deanfortythree) November 11, 2016

Biden: bro come over
Obama: bro we're supposed to be packing
Biden: look I made a flipagram of us throughout our 8 years
Obama: BROO pic.twitter.com/eyXvy0RMZZ

— Sol 💜🌈TOMORROWXNDN (@queerstewart) November 11, 2016

Biden: Trump better not get in my face... cos I'll drop that motherfucker
Obama: Joe.
Biden: pic.twitter.com/oB6kUbBvuQ

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016

Biden: Oh boy, his car is here, quick let's all hide
Obama: Joe pls pic.twitter.com/w0pqxcaS9A

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016

Biden: Like heck am I leaving him any ice cream, Barack here take a cone
Obama: Joe you know I'm lactose into-
Biden: Like. Heck. pic.twitter.com/zXGOTS2pNs

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 11, 2016

Biden: He can have the dang plane but I'm taking this jacket pic.twitter.com/SPKabM3KJ1

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016

Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list pic.twitter.com/UvcbA6TxEp

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 11, 2016

Biden: I'm gonna punch him.
Obama: Smile and wave, Joe. pic.twitter.com/ImEz6X68jm

— Norm Kelly (@norm) November 11, 2016

President Obama: Donald Trump is our next President.

Joe Biden: pic.twitter.com/RTaBi2iaNK

— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) November 10, 2016

BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here.
OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that.
BIDEN: Punch him round the back.
OBAMA: Joe.
BIDEN: Kick, then. pic.twitter.com/TmbPfrBalT

— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) November 9, 2016

Joe: "IDK about you and Michelle, but I'm taking my curtains with me"

Barack: "Joe we have to-"

Joe: "Taking all the bath towels too" pic.twitter.com/AtMAIYW7qC

— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016

Joe: "What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave"

Barack:" Joe we can't-"

Joe: "Or we could cut all the cords" pic.twitter.com/SHrCkr8ZPs

— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016

Joe: "We should take all the seasoning, not like they'll have the cooks use them anyway"

Barack: "Joe-"

Joe: "I'll grab the Lawry's" pic.twitter.com/TIsGtMTJBZ

— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016

Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here

Obama: joe im on the phone

Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to pic.twitter.com/qfjh3ffkPE

— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 11, 2016

"Let's be eating Burritos when he turns up"
"Joe"
"And be wearing massive sombreros"
"Joe"
"Ok but what about the orange face paint"
"Joe" pic.twitter.com/0oV5lTGvt4

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 10, 2016

Biden: how did we lose the election

Obama: Joe I told you we didn't run

Biden: haha oh yeah

[later]

Biden: wait they're kicking us out?

— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016

Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown

Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-

Michelle: [covers obama's mouth] are so excited!

— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016

BIDEN: BE NICE AND DO IT

OBAMA: No, Joe.

BIDEN: [starts holding breath]

OBAMA: pic.twitter.com/Rbf2GYgFsL

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 11, 2016

"barack please don't leave me with them"
"joe you're leaving when I leave"
"oh right lmao love u" pic.twitter.com/gnQE3UdyS8

— WSHH FANS (@WORIDSTARHIPH0P) September 27, 2016

Trump: first off id like to than-

Biden: [cracking his knuckles] go ahead say somethin smart

Obama: Joe please-

Biden: nah fuck this dude

— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016

Biden: are you gonna shake his hand?

Obama: yes

Biden: but he said you were born in kenya

Obama: i know

Biden: but he

Obama: i know joe

— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 9, 2016

BIDEN: bary wats ur number can we talk abt the polls
OBAMA: joe im sitting right next to u
BIDEN: so ur *puts on aviators* too close to call

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 9, 2016