Following the election of Donald Trump as president, we have to say goodbye to everyone’s favorite couple, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And while the exchange of house keys may seem like it’s going civil for the cameras, we got our hands on some of the conversations that Biden and Obama are having about Trump behind closed doors.
Biden: how did we lose the election— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016
Obama: Joe I told you we didn't run
Biden: haha oh yeah
Biden: wait they're kicking us out?
Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016
Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-
Michelle: [covers obama's mouth] are so excited!
Trump: first off id like to than-— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016
Biden: [cracking his knuckles] go ahead say somethin smart
Obama: Joe please-
Biden: nah fuck this dude
Biden: are you gonna shake his hand?— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 9, 2016
Biden: but he said you were born in kenya
Obama: i know
Biden: but he
Obama: i know joe
BIDEN: bary wats ur number can we talk abt the polls— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 9, 2016
OBAMA: joe im sitting right next to u
BIDEN: so ur *puts on aviators* too close to call
In an interview with New York Magazine, Biden said of his friendship with Obama, "He has a great line when friends ask him, 'What’s it like with Joe?' He says, 'It’s like an older brother–younger brother. We make up for each other’s shortcomings.' Well, he makes up for a lot more of my shortcomings than I do his."
And when the VP was dealing with his son Beau's deteriorating health, Obama showed how much he cared. "When Beau had what we thought was a stroke two years before it got diagnosed as cancer, Barack came running down the hall saying, 'Joe, is Beau OK? Joe, is he all right?'" Biden recalled in an interview with InStyle. "Barack was emotional. He said, 'Joe, don’t [sell your house to pay for Beau's treatment], don’t do that! You love that house. Don’t do that. I’ll give you the money.'"
Obama feels a similar kinship to his right-hand man. "You were the first choice I made as a nominee, and the best," the president said to Biden in his final speech. "Not just because you have been a great vice president, but because in the bargain, I gained a brother. [Michelle and I] love you and Jill like family, and your friendship has been one of the great joys of our life."