Warning: Spoilers for Ex on the Beach Season 3 ahead! Read at your own risk.
MTV's Ex on the Beach is kind of like a nightmare in paradise. It features 10 famous singles looking for love — but their exes literally just keep washing up on the beach.
Ex on the Beach isn't Geles Rodriguez's first time looking for love on an MTV reality show.
"I literally love him," she told her housemates. "Should I propose? I've packed my wedding gown, and there's 10 bridesmaid dresses for y'all."
Gelanthony didn't last, but their drama did. Anthony is also featured on Season 3 of Ex on the Beach, and Geles wasn't happy to see him arrive.
"We don't have anything to talk about," she said through tears. "He just broke my heart. It is what it is."
She's already caught up in a love triangle.
"We had classy queens everywhere," Geles said during a post-show appearance on AfterBuzz TV. "When women get together, that's what happens... The whole situation had a lot to do with how nice Alexis was, to be honest."
Before finding reality TV fame with MTV, Geles was an NFL cheerleader.
She's got a great sense of humor.
Let's be honest: A lot of people take the whole reality TV thing a little too seriously. Geles isn't one of them. She's looking for love, yes, but she's not afraid to poke a little fun at herself.
On July 12, she tweeted a meme about a gratuitous GIF of her crawling out of the ocean.
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Then make sure to tune into Ex on the Beach Thursdays at 9 p.m. on MTV.