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This Horrifying Halloween Butt Mask Is Haunting People Everywhere


If you were a kid growing up in the '80s or '90s, you probably watched The Goonies. I was shown this movie for the first time when I was eight years old on a rainy day at camp, and it scared the crap out of me. Sure, it's a heartwarming kids' adventure tale, but it's also got scary adults and that terrifying, disfigured Sloth man. I know he ended up being nice, but this movie was scary enough to scar me for life. Now, I'm scarred for an entirely different reason. 

There is a Halloween butt mask being sold on Amazon.

This butt mask is supposedly Sloth from The Goonies, but it's very clearly a butt with two creepy eyes and a mouth. Actor and writer Ted Travelstead was the first to bring widespread attention to the butt mask on Twitter. I'm so sorry for what you are about to see.