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Woman's Instagram Account Documents All the Trash Her Husband Leaves Around the House

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Any person who is in a relationship with a dude probably deals with them leaving their trash everywhere. Men live in a world that's been designed for them. What comes with that is the assumption that they can just leave their garbage everywhere and someone else will take care of it. Well, one woman had quite enough of that type of behavior from her husband, so she started an Instagram account documenting all the trash he leaves around and all the weird things he does. It's called @gomi_sutero, which means "throw away your trash" in Japanese, and it's your new favorite thing. Guaranteed. 

Floor tissues

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I've done that thing where I try to toss my tissue in the trash can like a basketball player. But when I miss, I walk up and put it in! Does this guy think that the garbage can and the floor around the garbage can are acceptable areas for garbage to be? Because he is sorely mistaken.

Empty bottles

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Why don't men understand that you finish one bottle before you start another? What is that?! Is it just impatience? Not paying attention to the world around them? This one would frustrate the heck out of me.

Squished chocolate

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From the rough Google translation, it seems like this sad, squished chocolate candy somehow fell out of her husband's pocket and made its home on the floor. And he just...didn't notice. Didn't pick it up. Didn't save it from its smushed death.

Juice box doorstop

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"Is this supposed to be a doorstopper?" the caption says. This woman told BuzzFeed that she and her husband have been married for five years and have a daughter. So maybe this is their daughter's empty juice box. But still, dude, pick it up!

Trail of tissues

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Tissues aren't like breadcrumbs. You don't need to forge a trail of them in order to find the garbage can again. "Don't leave tissue paper like the acorns in My Neighbor Totoro," she wrote on this post. Too funny.

Toilet paper roll

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The way couples handle replacing the toilet paper roll can be a source of much stress in a relationship. If you finish one roll and replace it, though, it's beyond lazy not to throw out the empty roll! Chances are there's a garbage can right next to the toilet!

Whole outfit

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Was he leaving his outfit on the floor to change into later? Did he purposely want to scare the bajeezus out of his wife, who definitely thought it was a dead body when she first walked into the room? What's the goal here, man?

Crumpled socks

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One of the first of her husband's many messy habits this woman noticed is that he left his crumpled socks everywhere. This would drive me nuts! This is how you end up losing them and ending up with mismatched pairs and odd numbers.

A lone contact lens

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Sure, contact lenses are small and sticky and hard to see. But if you're taking it out of your eye and it gets away from you, put your glasses on and take a look! Don't just leave it there until it gets all hard and brittle. 

Glasses in the shower

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Apparently, this dude showers with his glasses on and then just leaves his glasses in the bottom of the tub. But it's all good because his wife's caption completely nails him: "Does anybody take a bath with their glasses on and then leave it in the tub? If you know someone like that please let me know. You will be great friends with my husband."

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