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There’s a New Alphabet Song, And Twitter Is Livid About It

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Another day, another reason for Twitter to be in an uproar about something being completely ruined forever. This time, it’s the alphabet song. You know the one —it’s all the letters of the alphabet sung to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” (or “Baa Baa Black Sheep,” if you prefer). You might think something as simple and educational as the alphabet song would remain uncontroversial throughout the end of time. Well, it didn’t. There’s a new alphabet song, and Twitter is annoyed.

What’s the deal with the new alphabet song?

On Oct. 25, 2019, Noah Garfinkel — a writer-comedian and also the guy who appears in the portrait of Doug Forcett in The Good Place (yes, really) took to Twitter to share the horrifying news. “They changed the ABC song,” he wrote. “And it is life ruining.” Here’s the clip of the song he shared. See if you notice the change. (Note: You will notice the change).