
This Woman With A Missing Limb Wrote The Best Tinder Bio Ever
By Jaime LutzUpdated
The internet came across the best Tinder bio possibly ever this week, and, well—see for yourself. It was created by a woman who is missing one arm.
I can already tell she has the best personality by her job title pic.twitter.com/uyK7DJCN0M
— meme god (@MEMESG0D) August 8, 2017
Of course, everyone fell in love with her.
I love that she has a sense of humor and that she can joke about herself
— Rawburt Martinez (@fossil_shark) August 9, 2017
Arms 1/2 pic.twitter.com/flhTzW52Uy
— Euge Frangella (@EugeFrangella) August 9, 2017
But the real fun happened when Lauren—the creator of the profile—discovered that her Tinder profile had gone viral.
i get no credit for being this humerus
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) August 9, 2017
"I got home pretty drunk, and I don't remember typing it up really," she told BuzzFeed in an interview. "I just woke up to someone DM'ing me a Reddit post asking if it was me, and I was like damn, I guess it is."
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) March 13, 2017
Lauren lost her arm in a moped accident, she told BuzzFeed, and has used social media to help cope with her disability.
"I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road. I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off. I stayed conscious the whole time."
Her life was thankfully saved by a quick thinking police officer who had just received tourniquet training.
"I remember I asked the cop, ‘Hey, am I gonna die?’ and he said, ‘No, you’ll be fine.'"
Poking fun of herself on social media has been a coping mechanism following the injury.
"For a while, I wasn’t okay with the jokes," said Lauren. "But then I started telling the jokes, and it’s kind of helped."
Just look at the stuff she posts.
it turns out i'm still really good at pool with one hand im going to hustle everyone
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) July 17, 2017
This is the kind of humor we can get behind.
i don't use the clapping emoji cos i can't clap and im being completely honest
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) July 15, 2017
"For a while, I wasn’t okay with the jokes," said Lauren. "But then I started telling the jokes, and it’s kind of helped."
i was in the ocean and this lil kids like "what happened to ur arm" and i told him it was a shark and he ran out and has yet to get back in
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) July 21, 2017
Sharks are scary.
i was walkin downtown and this homeless lady looks at my nub n is like "did your husband do this to you?"
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) August 5, 2017
She even has a dog twin.
so i found my dog twin named thor pic.twitter.com/tGP6MkkL2g
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) May 9, 2017
She's basically out of everyone's league.
[h/t BuzzFeed]