It's Valentine's Day! Or just another Wednesday, depending on your situation. But even if you don't have a date tonight, you can still have a good laugh. Why? Because Twitter is full of comedians who don't have a date either. And as it turns out, social media is also full of evil geniuses looking to make a few bucks out of all the happy couples.
This woman has an incredible plan to make some quick cash.
It's not just her tweet that's got people in hysterics...
People find this stuff fun?!
"Love Valentine’s Day, love New Year’s Eve, love taking the SATs, just love high pressure situations and extreme expectations in general," writes one person.
"Happy Valentine's Day Eve! I just want everyone to know that one time in college I tried to search for my crush on Facebook, accidentally made his name my status, and then my phone died," wrote one person having a really bad day.
My FBI agent has my back.
People shared their truths:
"If you’re single this valentine’s day, celebrate by reminding yourself 100% of relationships either end in heartbreak, divorce or death."
I'm the only one for me.
"valentine’s day is approaching, but so is mcdonald’s monopoly and i’ll let you guess what i’m more excited for x"
Don't you dare slide into them DMs.
"Team Snapchat better not send me shit today talking bout Happy Valentines. We broke up when you updated behind my back," wrote one person.
We get it.
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