Listen, we all know that Nabisco is capable of churning out some more-than-delicious Oreo flavors. We've seen it happen before, there's proof of it and it is glorious. So I don't understand why they're going out of their way to make such nasty flavors.
Like if you were sitting around at a Buffalo Wild Wings or your favorite sushi spot, would you ever take a bite into your meal and then look up at the lightbulb that just popped up above your head and say aloud, "Hey, this would make for an amazing Oreo?"
You wouldn't, because you're not a psychopath. But for whatever reason, the cookie manufacturer decided that the best new flavors to debut in China are spicy chicken wing and wasabi. No, I'm not joking.