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17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
1 year ago

 The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is. 

Workmen's cafe overwhelmed with customers after it is accidentally awarded a Michelin star.

People walked in expecting calf's brain, got a burger instead. This is amazing.

Streets should not be named after local heroes ‘in case they are paedophiles’, councils told
Woman arrested for prostitution after offering undercover cop oral sex for Taco Bell

#渋谷 #tacobell #めためたおいしぃぃいいい

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Teachers who avoid touching children are guilty of child abuse, experts claim

#fbf Livin that #pizza life in '89. #brethren #elementaryschool #shasta

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London Mayor urged to hire cat after mice fall on schoolchildren's heads
American Girl introduces boy doll, local minister enraged

#ChooseYourCharacter quiz: Which new characters are you most excited about meeting?

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Flying on a plane, one of the biggest stars in the NBA says the Earth is flat

Rest in Paradise Mr. Sager

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Suspect in North Korea killing 'thought she was taking part in TV prank'
Nottinghamshire man finds 'biggest ever bran flake' in his cereal box
German parents told to destroy Cayla dolls over hacking fears
Kidnappers let go of abducted man after being stuck in Gurgaon traffic jam
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