1. Footballer accidentally thanks his wife and girlfriend in incredible man of the match speech
2. Indian engineer named Saddam Hussain cannot get a job
3. Africa Trade Meeting Has No Africans After US Visa Denials
4. Female traffic light signals a step-forward for equality
5. 'Balloonatic' gets $26.5K fine for 'unconscionably stupid' lawn chair flight over Calgary
6. Man ‘stabbed a Catholic priest in the neck’ during Sunday service after yelling ‘You are Indian… you can’t say mass!’
7. American Legion's Testicle Festival urges you to 'come have a ball'
8. Archbishop in Sicily bans mafia from being godfathers
9. Manny Ramirez gets unlimited sushi as part of Japanese baseball contract
10. The Satanic Temple puts up anti-paddling billboard in Springtown
11. Man impersonating cop pulls over corrections officer
12. 'Narcissistic' bird wins internet fans in Australia
13. How a Vancouver pub 'annoyed an entire country' with a poorly poured pint of Guinness
14. Vasectomies peak during March Madness
15. An entire Southern Oregon town could be yours for $3.85 million