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17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

Canada man's last name ruled too 'misogynistic' for license plate by DOT

And here I was thinking Canada was a country full of nice people, tsk, tsk.

2 teen girls shot as Birmingham water balloon fight turns into gun fight at Senior Skip Day

*Cocks Pistol* "There's no way I'm losing this water balloon fight, bro."

Vladimir Putin Occupies Russians’ Dreams, Web Search Engine Says
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In Soviet Russia, we tell you what you're dreams are.

Virginia police arrest sword-wielding man dressed as the Joker
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Ugh, Joker uses knives, not swords.

British man among aid volunteers arrested for giving food to refugees stranded in Italy
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"How dare you give food to a starving person!"

Porn movie streamed through municipality loudspeaker in Turkey’s north
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Looks like Erdogan forgot he was connected to the bluetooth speaker.

David Friedman confirmed: Man who said liberal Jews worse than Nazi collaborators to be US ambassador to Israel
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And the garbage fire of incompetence that is Trump's Presidency continues.

Teen Attempts To Kill Girl For Sending Too Many Snapchats
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She could've know...unfollowed her?

Mnuchin — after admitting he wasn’t allowed to do so — plugs ‘Lego Batman’
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"I said with all dude respect!"

Police called to South Euclid Taco Bell due to dispute over 'Fire' or 'Mild' sauce

Taco Bell customers are very particular about their sauces.

North Korea: Who would dare to piggyback on Kim Jong-un?
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I smell a game show in the works.

Contestants leave bleak wilderness after a year to find their reality show not on the air

Next time you try to get on a reality TV show, pick The Bachelor.

Australia is not real, it's a hoax - Facebook star

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In...

Posted by Shelley Floryd on 21hb Mac 2017

I mean I've never been there so it's not like I could argue.

Climate change helped cause Brexit, says Al Gore
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All right Al, not everything goes back to global warming, homie.

I've got parasitic worms living inside me, and it's great
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Anything to lose the weight I guess.

Tillerson: 'I didn't want this job ... My wife told me I'm supposed to do this'
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These are the people leading our country now.

Business woman who crashed car while drunk 'accidentally drank vodka and orange for breakfast'
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Hate when that happens.