The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
Sounds like Santa Clause is going for a test run.
The Beverly Hills Chihuaha series took a dark turn.
I wouldn't even press charges if he saved me some.
For an unparalleled testicular shine: scrotox.
Family of the year right there.
"This job will be the death of me!"
What? But I thought Fox News was a credible news station? With professional journalists?
Free press doesn't mean they sometimes take commissions, Ecuador. I mean, yeah, that happens, but it's not like you can officially acknowledge it with a fine or anything. Rookie move, man, rookie move.
Can you imagine waking up and you're suddenly a person who takes what this guy says seriously?
Those Web MD articles really need to have better editing standards.
"But that's a cornerstone of this Police Department's heritage!"
Our education system is even failing our armed robbers!
Oh if these are some pre-election pranks from the opposition, then I suddenly have a renewed interest in politics.
That's dedication right there.
Thanks for keeping us in the loop, Richard. You may commence your lifelong aerobics routine.
I swear to God if they can come up with a way to get rid of sleep forever and it comes with a premium subscription fee, just tell me how much and I'll make it work.
I'd like to think that the second he rolls into the courtroom the judge looks at him and then says, "Well f**k," and dismisses the case.