The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
Yes, blame the taxi company for your crappiness.
And the fact you can buy a gun from the same place you can get a gallon of milk in most states.
"What, these tanks? No, they aren't ours," said Putin, as he held his crossed fingers behind his back.
Such a noble cause.
Oh man those feline fines are no joke.
"So....are you interested?"
You can literally poo your cancer away.
When life imitates Happy Gilmore.
Let this be a lesson to all crappy people.
Hate when that happens.
"Just in case time machines are a thing..."
I heard Trump was making this guy in charge of wall security.
And rightfully so.
I mean these guys are acting like they're racing or something.
Big fish in the smallest pond of them all.
Fascism: The Musical.