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Man Reports Wife For 'Drugs' In Her Purse, But What's Really Inside Is Even Weirder

 The Wyoming, Minnesota police department rose to viral fame yesterday after they posted this image of their plans to catch stoners on 4/20. The tweet attracted over 170,000 retweets and 350,000 likes despite causing some controversy.  

But some people took the opportunity to take a look back at the force's previous tweets, and discovered this gem.  

Yes, a man reported his wife for having drugs in her purse, and it ended up being a broken cocktail umbrella. Apparently he's never seen a cocktail umbrella before...

As you can probably understand, people had a lot of questions.

We have so many questions.